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A Word From Woody
My has'nt the year flown by fast, only a little over two weeks until christmas.
Our site will not be updated over the Christmas, New Year holidays but you will still be able to access many of the sites on our pages and still play games.
Until we are back may everyone have a
 
and a
For my last review of the year Let us have a look at The destination for our trip away in the month of Sept. 2012, Thurgoona Golf Club and Resort.
The Thurgoona Country Club Resort is located just east of Albury, on the border of NSW and Victoria, overlooking the Thurgoona Country Club Golf Course.
Featuring 26 suites with options including large family rooms, deluxe rooms and spa suites, all with sweeping views across the golf course. Extensive resort facilities include 16 tennis courts (10 of which are under lights), pool & BBQ area, clubhouse with full club facilites, spa, sauna, gym and of course the 18 hole golf course.
For golf enthusiasts, the Thurgoona Country Club Resort offers a range of golfing packages, which include 18 holes of golf, a continental buffet breakfast, accommodation & a meal voucher for the clubhouse. Prices start from $75 per person per night (based on quad share). Full cooked breakfasts are also available.
For directions just click here for a map
Just up the road is the Ettamogah Pub and if you are in the area is well worth a visit.
The Albury E ttamogah was used as the base to bring the Ettamogah brand into a themed restaurant and pub chain across Australia. Continual development has turned the Albury Ettamogah into a well known and well loved tourist destination. The family restaurant features a Maynard Museum, well known Ettamogah products, and the latest addition, recently completed holiday accommodation cabins, all of which are proving immensely popular with the tourism market. Combining a unique atmosphere with exceptional restaurant service, stepping into a Ettamogah pub is like stepping into a Maynard cartoon itself, providing a unique and refreshing dining experience for all.
If you like the Ken Maynard cartoons then click on the Ettamogah sign for a few laughs.
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Captains Report
Congratulations to all our trophy winners on our presentation day and especially to our club champion Ray McCann and the two runners up, 2nd. Ian Cannan, and third Wayne ferrari.
Our last game for the year was played at Freeway golf course. This was a fun day where we played a three club 2BBB event where each player could only bring along three clubs of their choice. Even with the limited clubs some very good nett scores were handed in.
Results: -  
1st. with a nett 61 was Lindsay Sinclair and Trent Potter
2nd.with a nett 63 the three of Steve Whittingham, John Austin, Mick Baker Jnr.
3rd. with a nett 65 was Mick Daly and Graeme Woods
The nearest to the pins were: -
3rd. Ray McCann
8th. Nil The long drive went to Steve Whittingham
12th. Joe Bastic
16th. R. Paciocco (Patch) Until our first game next year, A Merry Xmas to all
18th. Jeff Shaw
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Jest A While
Tiger and Stevie
Tiger Woods is attending a charity dinner and is seated next to Stevie Wonder. They get chatting and eventually the conversation turns to golf and Tiger recent perfomances. After hearing some of Stevie's comments and advice Tiger pointedly asks "Oh, you play do you?" To which Stevie replies " Actually, I do", "Oh", says Tiger amused, "How do you manage that?" "Well", says Stevie, "My caddy just stands down the faiway in line with the flag and calls out 'This way sir', and I just hit the ball towards his voice" "Wow", says Tiger, disbelieving, "So, how do you putt?" "Same thing," says Stevie, "My caddy stands on the other side of the hole and calls out, 'over here Stevie, 8 yards' and I just putt to his voice". "Wow" says Tiger, getting interested, "So, whats your handicap? If you don't mind me asking?" "Oh" says Stevie, "I play for scratch". "Wow!" Says Tiger, stunned, "Fancy a game sometime this week? Say, $10,000 a hole?" "Sure" says Stevie casually, "Sounds like fun!" "Great!" says Tiger, "What time suits you?" "Oh" replies Stevie deadpan, "Any night'll do!"
Total Consentration
Two guys Red and Ray at a convention get stoned the night before a big golf match. During the match the two half-bombed characters manage to stay even with their opponents through seventeen holes. On the eighteenth, by some miracle, they are in a position to win the match if one of them can sink his seven foot putt. Ray with a spread eagle stance, with feet wide apart--draws his putter back. Just then a big black dog came running across the green, right between the Ray's legs, and out the other side of the green. Ray never flinches but strokes the ball into the hole for the win! Red goes wild sayin "I have never seen such total concentration. How did you manage to drop that putt with that dog running between your legs ?..." "Oh", says Ray, "Was that a REAL DOG!!!!"
The golfer called one of the caddies and said, "I want a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"
"11 sir" said the caddy. "Good, you'll do perfectly."
Check out these videos ! Robin Williams  Chip Out  just click on a picture !
Flying Cart  Trick Shot Camps.  Crazy Putts 
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Comments From The Committee
Our last official function for this year is the drawing of our Christmas raffle on the 16th. December. Come along and make this a fun few hours as we find out who are the lucky winners. Apart from the major winners there will be several consulation draws for those who have missed out on the three main prizes.
At This time the committee would like to wish all members and anyone visiting our website a very
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